The Volkswaffe...

I loved watching Mickey Thompson racing when I was a kid. Also played a lot of this:

1993 Chevy Lumina Z34 Coupe

If I ever get a semi to use as a "farm truck," (my wife won't fall for it) I'm goin' old school like Twin Stick Pappy.

I see now that Turbineguy beat me to it! Haha!

It doesn't count technically, I suppose, but the setup on a lot of tractor trailers was pretty intimidating, as they often had TWO transmissions, a main and an auxiliary. My grandfather owned a trucking business for awhile and had a couple trucks in this configuration, both Macks. He was usually an REO man. This…

Yeah, my dad's first car was a Maverick he shared with my uncle and my mom's was a Mercury Monarch. I always kind of liked the Maverick's styling, but the Monarch is pretty close to Granada plaindom.

The 70's and the Ford Granada.

My wife wants to start a pastry shop, I want something else to wrench. Things are looking good for me. Yes, indeedy.

"This, this will be the hole for them to poop in."

Very welcome. I was interested to see how much more modern his swing was compared to the old style Cobb had. Totally different baseball philosophies.

This is a little long, but a good view on a (probably) home run swing.

They go from 0-100mph in aroundish 0.8 seconds and are hitting about 280 in 660 feet.

Interesting cross section: Sir Paul, Nile Rodgers, Ryan Adams, Jenny Lewis, Jamie Foxx, Miranda Lambert and maaaayyyybe Marcus Miller in the hat in the back?

Speaking of...

Carroll does his impression of the Baldwin poop celebration, but in a sad way.

Gather 'round good people, gather 'round! Do you suffer from aches, pains, arthritis and other forms of malady that bring you discomfort and woe? Feast your eyes upward and see here what my hand holds! This small bottle holds the answer to all your pains! I represent the good Doctor B.S. Crappum and his elixir is…