Gooble gobble, we except him.

I'm not sure how old this list is, but it seems that the Southeast gets the most. That's easy to believe, as I live in the Southeast and sometimes it's ridiculous. The Northwest comes in with Olympia at #24, but I believe they're about 6th in days with precipitation, just not nearly as much total precipitation.

That sucks and I feel bad for the players and fans not getting the spot they earned. These teams can be very successful, even early on. Marshall jumped up to FCS (then 1-A) in '97 after going undefeated and winning the (then 1-AA) national championship the year before. They won the MAC and finished 10-3 after a…

"...his first career assist, as a matter of fact, was a pocket bounce-pass to a rolling Chester Arthur for a two-handed jam."

"(This season, Kyle Orton andAustin Davis are both losing more thantwo yards per attempt on play-action.)"

So if Jimbo says that Winston didn't realize it and Winston says that the ref said he had a substitution, doesn't that seem contradictory and Winston did know? Maybe he heard but didn't realize? Maybe it was a weird combo of the ref's placement/hearing the ref's reason/not realizing? Hmmm...

Agree about Manziel. To be fair, though, Pennington only started with Moss for one year. An incredible year, numbers-wise, but he had two more years without Moss.

I had a buddy whose dad was a school-bus driver. We were rural mountain people and lived in areas that tended to get a lot of snow in the winter. I sleep over one night and we wake up to about eight inches of snow and a two-hour delay for school. His dad says that he doesn't have anyone to get that morning, so he…

Yessir, '86 LX with the 5-speed. The e-brake had the longest throw I've ever experienced in a car to this day.

I've got so much humility, I can't even begin to describe. More people should have humility like me, Mr. Humility. Wait, was I Mr. Humility or Humiliate? Whatever, I'm the best at humility!

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Maybe he's gettin' ready to give em' the ol' Daddy Bing!

That's twice in two days that someone has pulled off the one-handed grab, three if you count Holgo.

Growing up, my sweet, old neighbor would invite our family over for dinner sometimes and always made sure that she used only her finest Linen cloths. On the nights we couldn't make it, she always acted al-Assad.