Did Jerry borrow that jacket off an offensive lineman or something?

I'm sure lots of people think they're dead on point in that organization...

I will not accept this list as it does not include The Toxic Avenger or Sgt. Kabukiman.

"We keep believing in our fans, we keep believing in each other and there is no doubt that we are together. There is no doubt that we are more together than ever before."

I hate that "it doesn't count" stuff that ESPN and a lot of other journalists have been espousing. If the lose column says, "0" it counts. I do wish Marshall's schedule was a little bit stronger. If the Louisville game would've panned out, that would've helped things (barring a win). All they can do is win every game…

American luxury drop tops:

I saw a Black Gold in Nashville. I was giggling like a schoolgirl while my wife stared at me like I was a crazy man.

Yeah, it may be best to just get what you can from the stink coming off those who know. This answer also partially answers your original question.

Some questions are better left unanswered, or answered once and then forgotten over the course of many sad, sleepless nights fueled by a new drinking habit that crescendos to a peak before a religious revival and confrontation with a dry cleaning lady four years later finally snuffs it out and gives life to a new life…

For a second I thought it was ILoveMannoken

"Yeah, Abbott, bet'cha wouldn't say that garbage to Kobe's face, would ya Abbott? Well, I know where he lives, I can drive you over there and we'll have a chat. What's that? You don't want to? What's the matter? Ya chicken?"

In Snyder's Washington, crow eat you!

Jeep's Jim Morrison:

At the end it looks like they aren't selling the double slap very well. Jim Cornette would not be pleased.

He said,

And all the hungover Baylor fans will have Bear gas in the morning.

"Basket Ballmer" sounds like some crappy movie that's a mix between "Juwanna Mann" and "The Ringer."

The Nair Up There

Did you come away with a bowl made of hand-cut laminated sheets of Birdseye maple and walnut from the Tamarack? Or at least some ramps (wild onions, not things you jump from)?