Loses the chomper a lot.

Perfect!

I like to think that it looks like that because he ate a cherry Popsicle sideways. You know, cause he's quirky like that.

Dan Gurney's Superbird was old-school cool. Simple and to the point, like your grouchy papaw.

By the way he's walking, I'm gonna go ahead and say that the crashee was a stork, possibly flamingo. This would explain his bird brain, as well.

This just in, John Pooden has just been named the new men's basketball coach at UCLA.

The Beaver's Popular Liberation Front also offered this statement, translated via their human liaison, Wynonna:

That's awesome, I've seen pics of those but not one in the flesh. The orange is definitely brighter than these filtered press pics usually show. This one is a little better:

Thanks, it's been great so far. I've had my fair share of unreliable cars so it wasn't a new thing, it's just that they were all projects and fun-mobiles, (80's VW's, trucks, jeeps and the like) not dd's. Oh well, it's all good now.

Well, we bought it used from the dealer (mistake) but did get the warranty (not a mistake). First, it was small things; light bulbs going out, a stabilizer bar, nothing too major. All of a sudden, the timing belt starts slipping and the clutch starts going, then two transmission shafts, the center differential, the…

I kinda like the Crosstrek XV in orange, had one as a loaner while my money-pit Forester was in the shop...again...may it forever clatter and smell of coolant. Liked the Crosstrek, though.

I heard it was even earlier, here's a spy shot:

Either that or he's just snorted two lines of Claritin and is typing jibberish.

You're right, I think I've heard something about those bats "busting balls."

Yeah, looks like somebody was fooling around with that flirty secretary and "The Ol' Ball and Chain," as he liked to call her, decided that the VW should run into a baseball bat twelve times. Unintended acceleration is nothing new after all.

Oh dear, so if the spelling wasn't so trademarked already, maybe calling it the "Beatle" would've been even more appropriate?

I have two, here's one featuring a late, yet great, man who appreciated going in circles:

I had a Knoblauch glove when I was a kid. It sucked...or maybe it was me...no, the glove.

Does/could it have an engine?