All I want my robocar to decide is if it should serve me molasses or honey with my fresh baked biscuits it has waiting for me on the way to work. And I want medium-light roast, damnit!

I couldn't help but notice how there are a number of instances where they repeat the same word or another form of it close to the other one. "Adaptability" and "adapts," "newly" and "new," "AirMATIC air." Not to mention the love affair with "e" words for a couple lines: "exudes," "emotions," "encompasses,"…

Yes I do...

Lol that's a funny coincidence! Yeah, we needed better mileage, too and something that could be flexible enough to haul our child and our stuff while remaining economic. Plus, we wanted lots and lots of warranty. Ours was just a pit, unfortunately. It started failing after the warranty went up (of course) and things…

Anyone I've ever known that has a lifted bro truck usually has plenty to say about it. "Yeah, bro, took me forever to find these tires and now my truck is too wide to be street legal, but that's okay bro 'cause if I get hassled, I'll just run over that cruiser, bro!"

I talked about my Forester constantly, but it was usually stuff like, "Why is the throw out bearing still screeching after spending a ton on a clutch?" and the ever popular, "Wow somebody in front of us smells like warm coolant...wait...it's us! Damn you seeping head gaskets!" So then to my friends I would say things…

"So, we're cruisin' down the highway, just freestylin', looking for anything that catches our eye. All of a sudden, Frank spots this overturned truck on the side of the road, so we swoop in and scope it out. You know what? It ends up being the honey hole we were looking for this entire trip!"

I thought they were in Central Park?

When I went to the top about five years ago it was about $20. Maybe it was a night price or something I don't know. Nowhere near $40+

Just let it go and let it grow...let it all grow...

Cadillac style?

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I agree. I think that maybe they should just buy the Subaru book and read, read, read. They're taking over a large part of what the niche market used to be: VW, Volvo, Saab, etc.. You're seeing more and more people buy them that are people that either owned or would have owned these cars in the past. They're aiming…

Man, this is where Adorable Adrian lost his hair, an lo, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake was born.

Honestly, I'd be totally fine with it. If somebody doesn't want to wear a seatbelt, fine, it's their life. If somebody doesn't want to wear a helmet while they ride, fine, it's their head and I won't make them. But, this involves other people's lives as much as theirs, so I'd support it 100%.

It's probably overreaching, but what if they mandated that all cars have those breathalyzer devices that you have to breathe into to start your car? Sure, people bypass it by having their friend/significant other/family member breathe into all the time and it would most assuredly cost a pretty penny, but surely it…

Kinda looks like someone is using a calliope as a horn...which would be amazing.

I named one "Mysterious Dan" Shepard and I named another Ho Kogan Shepard.