I'd put my money up and buy a Jimney if they offered it stateside. I had a Geo Tracker once upon a time, which was basically a Samurai. It was built like a tin can, but I loved its ruggedness and refusal to die. It was easy to work on and cheap to run. Plus, it wasn't half bad off-road (never forget to lock your…

They also still make the Jimny!

You can see it at the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, btw.

It wasn't factory, of course, but Elvis had one in his Gold Cadillac limo in 1960. The car was loaded with crazy features like it being painted with FORTY coats of pearl paint that had crushed up diamond dust and fish scales from the orient in it. You can read more about it here:

This thing is transporting land-lubbers all around downtown Nashville. Always brings the party from what I've seen, which is drunk people standing and jumping shaking their drinks all around and hanging off the side while the "barge" rolls down the street.

I got kinja'd

Very true, which is why my wife and I got one...well, that and I like them and we knew our little one would be safe. It's impressive when you see the kind of stuff people trade in for Subaru's here, too. The used lot usually has an assortment of Merc's, BMW's, Audi's, Lexi and Infiniti's on top of the usual helpings…

West Virginia has bunches of them due to the areas that get plenty of snow in the winter/spring. Hell, there's tons of them in Nashville where there must be a snow dome over us or something because it hardly ever snows. Plenty of rain, almost no snow.

There are few things that have deserved it more.

It shot lasers of cool vibes! PEW-PEW!!!

Gotta say, I travel tens of thousands of miles a year for work and I love having these things as a rental. Haul plenty of stuff with room to spare, the UConnect system is pretty good and When somebody else is driving I can lay back, pull down the shades and watch movies and stretch out my legs to my hearts content.…

I'm glad I thought it was as funny as he was trying to be. His voice broke the language barrier and made me laugh. Impressive.

First, that's awesome. Second, I love the Dutch people and their beautiful country, but everytime I listen to people speak it I always think I've never heard another language that sounds quite so much like mumbling to me. I laughed out loud at the video the whole time because it's all I could think of. Forgive me…

It's too bad they couldn't get David Reutimann.

That's what I was thinking the whole time. He's like, "No, it has chosen you. Go like a man."

What a beautiful lipstick it must be.

This one is called, "Piste." Yes, I understand it refers to a ski slope or trail and all, but the name made me giggle like an idiot.

I'm speculating as wildly as I can!!! Make this, but in the right color...and make it look better than my crap 'shop skills allow!

Yeah, I imagine it wouldn't be too bad on the back roads as long as you weren't dodging the coal trucks that fly around like mad men or expecting to get up a particularly steep hill very fast. The problems would probably appear once you got to one of the really long uphill gradients on the interstate. Luckily, the…