You can only stand your ground if you're white. Read the fine print before you shoot!

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

I still miss Douglas Adams (quote from Hitchhiker's Guide...), I always think of this quote when people talk about How Everything Was Better In The Past:

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been…

I have no idea how I watched this entire clip. I can't even.

Marriage is actually about appeasing Walder Frey and keeping the passage of the Crossing open for your army.

"I have Christianity. I have Judaism. I have Muslims. I have Mormons. I have most of the world who regard this idea as being bizarre that two men should get married."

It appears to me that he's just a huge Texas Longhorns fan.

Somewhere in Bangladesh, Phil Knight is pimp slapping the shit out of some 11 year old workers over this.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

You don't get it do you? Sure in an a large economic area where choices abound, your invisible hand bull shit might work. But what about a small town? The private ambulance doesn't have to help you, your pharmacist doesn't have to help you, your auto mechanic tells you to fuck off, etc. this is what libertarians don't…

How bout a bill that allows you to provide or deny service to anyone for any reason. You know, a bill that let's you run a business.

I can easily ski 10K - even if I was dead last I could at least say I finished. This guy didn't even attempt to ski. What a loser.

The headline is a little harsh, the refs aren't the ones ruining the games if they are going by the book, as you say.

"At least he's not gay."

I'm curious, did they ride in on this literal storm like Zeus, or have they developed weather control technology and bombarded the league offices with thunder and lightning until ownership was ceded to the club?

sure thing, brah. right after i get done spitting on your sisters ******* and sliding my **** into her ****. hope this bitch brought the plastic sheets!

Someone ought to shit in his mouth for misspelling please like that.

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

Thanks, Deadspin. It's been a while since I got to see two girls finish at the same time for free online.