Come to Arizona: The Florida of the West.

Is it me or did anyone else feel like the we're watching a Busta Rhymes music video?

White people are really mad, huh

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

Play-on. No foul. But look at that hair.

Calvinball.

Don't worry, there is still nothing more stereotypically hipsterish than having moronic opinions about what sports are acceptable for people to say they enjoy. You are secure in your position.

Oh please lord let this lead to a trend of selfies with fish.

Unreal. The kid who tore his coach's Achilles tendon is named Paris? Think he's into Greek mythology?

Most of the claims relate to loss of consortium, as the resulting injury has kept him from screwing his patients.

I'll see your 'tall person', and raise you 'the asshole who is recording the show with his fucking iPhone'

A guy in an Arsenal kit saying "I like Adebayor" is all the evidence we need that the people being interviewed have no idea what's going on.

You are aware he was cleared of the charges, right? Not a fan of him, but that's a tough rep to carry if undeserved (as it appears to be).

BOOOOOOOOOO

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

I had forgotten about her. I'm rather disappointed to have been reminded.

Nice use of seminal