Hey guy, do you actually read Deadspin? Are you at all familiar with the institutional voice with regard to this issue? Do you have any grasp of subtlety? Did you, at any point today enjoy a moment of lucidity where you considered that Deadspin was actually poking fun at those who would snicker at Wes Welker,…

+1 Hodor

Dual.
So, yeah that was a boob's joke...

some shadowy hoodie-wearing dude smoking doobs

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

Bud Light Hotel New York - Because after four days of non-stop Budweiser, you're gonna need a super bowl.

I guess I just didn't already hate the credit system in this country ENOUGH. This is beyond ridiculous.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

I feel scared and sad like I need to reproduce immediately to counteract the children being raised by stark raving lunatics.

I don't think you know what hearsay is.

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

Half, Eddie! HALF!!

FUCK YES. I swear to sweet baby Jesu, when I hear simps taking Skip's name in vain…..Goddamn….my shirt's off. I didn't want to do this. WHO WANTS TO FUCK WITH HOLLYWOOD COURT?

Yes! And I always had a soft spot the Brave's middle infield with Blauser and Lemke. And, seriously, Rafael Belliard was one of my favorite players for some reason. That was a great era to be a Braves fan.

In my defense:

No, I believe this is how it's done:

This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, lobster, pussy and dick.

Don't forget pussy and dick.