Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

America already has a decent reserve of natural resources in its own boundaries...

I'm tickled you think the FA will enforce the rules against Wilshere as they did against Suarez. What part of "White Englishman" applies to Suarez?

I hate to break it to you, but as there is no evidence whatsoever that Jesus ever existed, he was probably of no race at all.

Did you happen to see the recent "How dare you say Christmas was appropriated from pagan and other winter festivals?" panel issue in the last day or two? I'm constantly surprised at how ignorant these folks are. Like, they have to go out of their way to not learn actual things.

I hate to break it to these folks, but Jesus was a Semite, and probably not "white" in the way that they want to believe.

Cutting the "Scouring of the Shire" pissed me off FAR more.

Jeez fellas, act like you've been there beFuhrer.

Awww yeah!!! TAX write off like a pimp! (and look like a generous person). I'm all for it.

Just say fucking "Smog", assholes.

Ray Hudson is still cleaning the semen off his ceiling.

I didn't know you could charter plains.

Waiters don't GET minimum wage you dolt.

Yup - just another case of socialism only being good when the rich benefit.

Really looking forward to reading the comments on articles around the internet about this and losing the small amount of faith I have left in humanity

To be fair, it practically pays for itself, seeing as how it was blessed by the Oracle of Delphi to bestow upon its wearer tremendous mercantile powers.