Play-on. No foul. But look at that hair.

Calvinball.

Don't worry, there is still nothing more stereotypically hipsterish than having moronic opinions about what sports are acceptable for people to say they enjoy. You are secure in your position.

Oh please lord let this lead to a trend of selfies with fish.

Unreal. The kid who tore his coach's Achilles tendon is named Paris? Think he's into Greek mythology?

Most of the claims relate to loss of consortium, as the resulting injury has kept him from screwing his patients.

I'll see your 'tall person', and raise you 'the asshole who is recording the show with his fucking iPhone'

A guy in an Arsenal kit saying "I like Adebayor" is all the evidence we need that the people being interviewed have no idea what's going on.

You are aware he was cleared of the charges, right? Not a fan of him, but that's a tough rep to carry if undeserved (as it appears to be).

BOOOOOOOOOO

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

I had forgotten about her. I'm rather disappointed to have been reminded.

Nice use of seminal

Hey guy, do you actually read Deadspin? Are you at all familiar with the institutional voice with regard to this issue? Do you have any grasp of subtlety? Did you, at any point today enjoy a moment of lucidity where you considered that Deadspin was actually poking fun at those who would snicker at Wes Welker,…

+1 Hodor

Dual.
So, yeah that was a boob's joke...

some shadowy hoodie-wearing dude smoking doobs

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

Bud Light Hotel New York - Because after four days of non-stop Budweiser, you're gonna need a super bowl.