I guess I just didn't already hate the credit system in this country ENOUGH. This is beyond ridiculous.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

I feel scared and sad like I need to reproduce immediately to counteract the children being raised by stark raving lunatics.

I don't think you know what hearsay is.

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

Half, Eddie! HALF!!

FUCK YES. I swear to sweet baby Jesu, when I hear simps taking Skip's name in vain…..Goddamn….my shirt's off. I didn't want to do this. WHO WANTS TO FUCK WITH HOLLYWOOD COURT?

Yes! And I always had a soft spot the Brave's middle infield with Blauser and Lemke. And, seriously, Rafael Belliard was one of my favorite players for some reason. That was a great era to be a Braves fan.

In my defense:

No, I believe this is how it's done:

This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, lobster, pussy and dick.

Don't forget pussy and dick.

Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

America already has a decent reserve of natural resources in its own boundaries...

I'm tickled you think the FA will enforce the rules against Wilshere as they did against Suarez. What part of "White Englishman" applies to Suarez?

I hate to break it to you, but as there is no evidence whatsoever that Jesus ever existed, he was probably of no race at all.

Did you happen to see the recent "How dare you say Christmas was appropriated from pagan and other winter festivals?" panel issue in the last day or two? I'm constantly surprised at how ignorant these folks are. Like, they have to go out of their way to not learn actual things.