The scope and style of this investigation is unprecedented, and he needs to tread carefully. God knows I want Emperor Baby Fists out on his ass ASAP, but Mueller’s case needs to be 100% above reproach.

I suspect that the bad relationship between physician and patient is the root of the issue here. Which is why I wish the first line of care was always a CNM. There’s a different mind set between providers that can make or break how a woman feels about her birth experience, even when the situation goes sideways.

well, keep in mind that “labor” in this case probably doesn’t mean the second (pushing) stage of labor. Early and active labor, during which the body prepares for delivery, can take days. Ask me how I know. :(

Does Britain have your own version of SNL where this appearance can be spoofed?

The “fuck it I have a spare moment for a mini UK Update” update:

I hate to tell you this, but there are tens of millions who HAVEN’T figured it out despite all the mass shootings. And they also get to vote.

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.

My favourite story of the day was the revelation that following the election, Downing Street wanted to bring someone in to give a dejected Theresa May a pep talk.

“Today he claimed he couldn’t “give a straight answer” on whether gay sex was a sin”

Things are bad. And I seriously think the only way to get out of this is for all the leftist factions to unite in a cohesive alliance with the singular goal of overthrowing the Republicans. After all, the Republicans have two factions: moderates and extremists.

Almost no ‘day-of’ story will be accurate

White men should be banned from buying guns. They don’t bring their best. They bring rapists, murderers but I assume some are good people. This is just until we know what’s going on! *screaming into the void*

R I G H T? Actually, dumbfucks, he fits the profile of a mass shooter to a T, as they are almost exclusively white men.

Dude, if Lin ever ran for office the 18-24 turnout would be record-breaking. Do it for the Youths, Lin!

Moon landing? Piece of cake compared to that little island in a big ocean.

Also, there are also right wing rumors about the union truckers. A caller on CSPAN claimed they were refusing to drive without security, after starting off repeating the Katrina rumors about shots being fired at rescuers. Of course, he might just have been a total idiot because he was advising the citizens to power…

Yep, and he brought all his asshole, pathological liar friends with him. What is really getting to me, though, is all the people that think he’s great. They make me far more hysterical in the long run.

Can I vote for “the strip club Cardi B used to work at” for President next time? Because it appears to be organizing disaster relief faster than the federal fucking government.

Brock Long, -telling Fox News that getting aid to the island is “the most logistically challenging event that the United States has ever seen.”