To paraphrase, “Parenting is struggle, princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

I’ve always thought the movie did a good job of looking at what happens we carry young/first love issues past their expiration date into adult/realistic relationships and lives. The stuff that made him attractive in college hung around long after she’d outgrown him. It was appropriate that he was marrying someone who…

Just read something that implied the expected plan is to have some dummy replacement bill with completely unrelated text in the hopper, which will then be totally replaced with the new text at the last second, thus avoiding some mandatory 20-hour debate window. Shifty as fuck.

If I listened to Facebook, the only takeaway from yesterday’s hearings was that he could have arrested Hillary Clinton but chose not to. We are a seriously divided people.

I hope girlfriend makes bank.

WHY IS THIS SHOWING UP LIKE A NEW ARTICLE?

Do you really think she doesn’t know that, Captain Oblivious?

Can we all agree that the most feminist thing to do while enjoying WW is to not give a fuck what people (male or otherwise) say about her physical form? Maybe someday there will be a mainstream interpretation that doesn’t look like a juvenile wet dream, but in the meantime, everyone can make her their own and every…

Just curious, why do you keep saying this? What/who makes this sponsored? All posts have ads now, so that can’t be it.

Lolololol.... My math is not perfect, but the numbers on the chart are much more reasonable at per 1,000, rather than what is written in the story, which magically added a couple of digits.

I’m in the greys... Can someone please point out the huge numeric typo in the story? Per 1,000 is not the same as per 100,000.

How is this numbers typo still not fixed? While trying to understand my other question, I looked at the chart and it says per 1,000. Not 100,000. FIX YOUR FREAKING MATH TYPOS.

Math and stats are not my strong point, so... If 102 and 103 out of 100k are 20-39 ... Does that mean 99,800 are the under 20 or (assuming much smaller) 40+? Really? I mean, I guess, but... I don’t feel like I’m seeing that, though that’s really a reflection on me and not society.

“Witnesses say”

The original fairy tales are so old that copyright isn’t a question.

I’ve tried 4 times to leave a Rowan and Martin Laugh-In joke about future protest signs, but the image keeps crashing the comment. Thanks, Kinja.

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS?

Goooooooood.

Thank youuuuu!

I find this comment thread seriously lacking in a sufficient variety of Goldblum pics and gifs. I’m at work, so... Send reinforcements, please.