Your anatomy is clearly a mystery to him. May it be that way forever.

Something about vagina issues caused by penises, always the woman’s fault. See: babies

I’m guilty of the car conversation thing during my commute. In my defense, it’s the only private time that I have to make personal calls of any depth. Either there is a husband who feels ignored (and now babies, so he can take a number in that area) or I’m at work, or it’s my lunch break. My lunch break is my only…

This is ... satire? I’m too lazy to click and it’s too close to the end of the work day to really invest in clicks anyhow.

Well, EAACHI sounded too much like some sort of hentai genre.

Fuck yeah. I see everyone else has already beaten me to the punch on this comment, but so what. Offense, offense, gooooooooo team! Tired of playing defense with these assholes.

Honestly not sure. There are a lot of military and former mil in this town who at big proponents of open carry “rights”___ while I’ve never seen THIS I’ve seen a stupid amount of guns out and about. In places where guns are more likely to inspire nervousness that patriotic fervour. It’s a weird place.

If you really want to blow your mind with this type of thing, find this sort of footage for a golf ball and club. Like, a tennis ball feels a little squishy, but golf balls are sort of hard, right? (Hush, pervs) So watching that morph is really strange.

It’s because somewhere out there are a hundred other people with similar names, and in order to not get sued for libel, the media has to make sure they mean THAT asshole, not these other assholes. Full name and age are the go-to method.

I’m sure other people are saying this, too, but here’s another vote for not seeing this fucker’s face anymore. No more attention for you, ya little shit.

Anyone else get stuck on this? “Ansari tells the NY Post that he stumbled across a Holy Grail sort of truth about dating after conducting hundreds of interviews and sitting in on numerous focus groups with NYU sociologist and co-author Eric Klinenberg.”

Oh, surely you’d take on ... small ... jobs.

Right? Like shitting is human, but it’s still a crime to do it in the wrong place. They CAN be taught.

I get it, and I kinda agree, but I’m still so ducking angry. I’m ready for men everywhere to grow up. THIS BEHAVIOR IS NO LONGER OK. Fight this junk everywhere.

I’m fairly certain that if he is busy staring at your boobs, he is not giving you and your ideas the attention they deserve. High-necked lab coats for everyone!

I haven’t seen or read any twilight. I’m so confused as to wtf is joke and what is real(?).

Not shown, the way all her other internal organs are squished up underneath her ribcage in a fraction of the space they are used to. That’s right, there’s pleeeeenty of room in there, no worries.

I think the phrase is “not guilty” which just means not proven guilty. No one is ever proven innocent in a court setting

Niiiiiice! (Please imagine in creepy male catcall form)

I want to star this 100 times.