Stytch

1/8/14

Jezzies, please don't make me google "thinspo." WTH is this word?

1/6/14

I'm 34. My parents have been married for 37 years. I can remember the time when my mom went to the bank because she wanted to start a little savings account (tells you how old this is, back when savings accounts were encouraged as really smart!) and the bank wouldn't let her have one that didn't also include her…

12/19/13

So they're like the bitch-whisperers of the insect kingdom? (Cougartown, anyone?)

12/2/13

Is sextris still a game? I may have the name a little wrong. It was like tetris, except you had to stack people in sexual positions. There was, coincidentally, also a goat "block." That's all this game makes me think of. That, and penises, I suppose.

11/18/13

Here's the real back story to this: Golf in the USA is in a serious decline. They overbuilt in the past couple of decades, and while the rich are still rich, their aren't any MORE rich people to use all the infrastructure, and said rich people also have increasing demands on their time, so they just don't play as…

11/18/13

First, I'm so sorry for all of that, and I hope that each following day is better than the previous. Second, I've heard that a lot of docs don't like the idea of separating the bc Rx from all the extra exams they make you jump through because then they KNOW that women wouldn't come see them as often, cheating the docs…

10/1/13

The permanence comes from the fact that it's not going to fall out or fail on its own, and if you have it surgically removed, you'll still be permanently sterile because the inner end of the Fallopian tubes will probably have to be removed along with the springs. I've seen ads for doctors who claim they do a reversal…

10/1/13

see above reply to myself

10/1/13

see above reply to myself

10/1/13

I don't want to do separate replies, so here's this: If your normal options are surgery to cut or tie the tubes, this is a pretty good alternative. You go to sleep, you wake up, no scars, no incisions, just random cramping. It takes 3 months to scar over completely, so after 3 months you go back to do a dye test to …

10/1/13

Have these. Do not hurt. But it was clearly stated as a risk, and then the doc explained that if that happened, they'd just take them out. Boom. No big deal. *shrug*

9/26/13

Is this some of that hip new irony the kids are always talking about in snarky tones? I saw him on the cover of what appeared to be a gay men's magazine at B&N the other day. (Maybe it wasn't, but it was definitely in that section, hanging out with all the scantily clad men and racy headlines) and I just assumed ...

9/24/13

So ... if you believe that the government shouldn't be taking care of people (bootstraps! 'Merica!) then you gravitate to a job ... working ... for the government? So that it can ... pay you a salary and ... take care of you? I'm sorry to be slow, but this is a concept I have to really feel my way through. And it's…

8/31/13

This is the first thing I thought of. Any Burn Notice fans know a good spy loves yogurt. And I like watching Michael Weston eat it without his shirt on. Win win.

8/14/13

To quote Ron White (comedian): Listen to me when I tell you this: we're all gay; it's just to what extent are you gay. He goes, 'That's bullsh*t. I ain't gay at all.' I'm like, 'Yeah you are, and I'll prove it to you.' He goes, 'Fine. Prove it.' I'm like, 'Alright. Do you like porn?' He goes, 'Yeah, I love porn. You…

8/14/13

The line she said for that was the best part ... something about "A large penis is always welcome," talking about gifts for other people.

8/12/13

It's a vicious cycle after a while. Worrying that you will be sick makes you anxious, which of course makes you sick. Neurosis at its finest. When I was at my worst with a gastro illness, there were places I just could not be without immediately being hit with it, because I'd had an episode/issue in that place in the…