ha. haha. HAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUFFAW GUFFAW

Color me surprised...

the sad thing is some original thought and citations probably would have gotten him an A. It was a great article and everyone knows websites are the easiest MLA bibliography citations

i think you just did

I want all of the burgers :)

duh illegal stuff is awesome

Was going more for snarky but only with love. I am a man that enjoys Jezebel and I have noticed an affinity for people feeding trolls on this site. And me making a joke about how bullies should be ignored is not the same as "chiding grown people as though they were grade schoolers." But I will attempt to mix and…

COTD

I feel that Jezzies need this information more than anywhere else on Gawker Media.

Had a birthday party at Hooters when I was 13. They put me up on a chair and sang happy birthday to me. Might be one of the greatest moments of my life :)

I dont see the creepiness. I make this face every time I trip balls

Certified Face Man

i had my volume on low but it almost sounded like ziggy was a transformer. The sounds of hydraulics machinery lol

+1

Once upon a few months ago, in a horrible dark land called Wisconsin, a woman who was 14-weeks pregnant confessed to her doctor that in the previous year, she'd battled— and recently kicked— an addition to pills. But her doctor didn't believe her, so he told authorities.

thanks for the clarification

anybody else here allegations about the rule changing after the game. Something about a section claiming this rule only affected players lined up on the line of scrimmage. Not sure if there is any legitimacy to the claim.

not one to nitpick but if you have a sense of superiority then you feel you're better than others. To have a sense of superiority you know you're better and therefore it would be difficult to have a total lack of self-awareness

obvious troll is obvious

Bar, I know someone in need of a companion...