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DISCLAIMER: NOT AGREEING WITH THIS GUY

FETUS != BABY

I'd like to point out that he's talking about people in the SNL auditions process. I agree with the list you gave but maybe none of those people want to be included or have not been persuaded enough to join. I don't think hes harping on female improv actors of color...just the ones that hes seen try out.

(The last time a guy with whom I was not on that level attempted to brag to me about his XX inch dick via text, I responded that I had a foot long, rock hard vagina. Never heard from him again. Weird.)

i had never seen that injury before...

Spent 5 minutes looking for Denver.

I propose we just start electing children to congress, at least the name-calling would be more entertaining

oh im sorry I've never heard of Sarcasm...

I hope that 40 years from now I get to speak to Michele Bachman in person and ask her if shes seen Jesus lately. Ya know it being the end of days for the past 40 years

I will now be blaming professional athletes for all my weight problems

this may be the only way I can listen to Guns and Roses ever again

of course he would....moving on

there was totally a double dribble

Disarono on the rocks - Afraid of commitment and deeply insecure. Feels great pleasure in ordering a drink on the rocks as deep down he actually hates the taste of alcohol and orders the sweetest liquor at the bar.

Cider - A gluten free vegan with the heart of gold. Plays acoustic guitar and knows all of the John Mayer songs. ALL OF THEM

Bacardi Coconut - Dresses well and takes you out dancing. Sweet and comforting until you realize you've been dancing all night and you're suddenly wasted and vomiting

its also a damn good way to injure players. I mean if they want to learn mental toughness they can just learn to deal with the fact they get their ass kicked by everyone in their conference