You could also formulate it as ‘Peter Capaldi’s Doctor warned his successor, unknown to him, to run fast, be kind, and never eat pears.’ That would adhere to both parallelism and joke structure. Always end on the punch line.

It is not yet confirmed wether Batwoman will take place on the Arrow-Earth or the Supergirl-Earth. Many (me included) are hoping the Supergirl Earth, because it would be a clever pay-off to all the little tease about “that vigilante Clark worked with” they made on the show.

The Incels take a pigeon flying in New York as a sign that a woman is lying somewhere.  Best not to care what those lowlifes are thinking of, they are beyond redemption.  Focus on opening minds of people who aren’t already lost to reason

Honestly, I think this is closer to what the Falcon is, prior to getting ratty.

Now, if Marvel manages to do the impossible and buy the entertainment division of Fox, maybe we can also finally get the solo Storm movie that I’ve always wanted...

I guess I don’t understand the appeal of White Supremacy. Every time I’ve seen old video of the Supremes performing, they’ve always looked black to me. In the right light maybe Diana Ross is kinda beigeish.

Aw man I have so many pairs of pants I’d love you to hem...

Her cousin Leroy, on the other hand, is running straight into a collaboration with Brett Ratner without any regard for the safety of himself or others.

Maybe a series based on...

Cameo in Star Wars?

Jack Daniels is not bourbon. It is merely whiskey. And not very good whiskey at that.

I stand with Louise.

This reminds me of that episode of Bob’s Burgers where Louise only wanted to have children so that she could feed them to a polar bear.

Wow, he’s wrong on a lot of things.

Steerpike Jr and Little Miss Steerpike LOVE this show. The action figures are really well done too... managed to get them all (for the kids, of course) so now Harley and Optimus Prime can team up just as god intended.

The fact that this exists is reason enough for me to watch it.

Superior Spider-Man WAS f’n great. If the morally inverted Justice League is referring to the Squadron Supreme, I’ve actually enjoyed that way more than I expected to as well.

Bwahahahahaha! Gee, I hope all those people screaming for Spencer’s blood haven’t killed him yet! Bwahahahahaha! It was standard comic books before this and this only makes it even more comic book! Once more...bwahahahaha!

While, I am not as riled up about it as you seem — I feel the same; 100%. It’s tiring.

Was going to say “I’ll trust the Des Moines Register (where that U.s. Today story was aggregated from) much more then I’ll trust the alcoholic who is trying to protect ABC’s brand of reality television shows with his high paid attorneys.” Signed, an Iowan.