No one joins the Avengers for good.

Nope, he never does. When he was The Rock, Johnson was on the road, performing 300 days a year. (Normal WWE schedule). It’s quite possible he has no idea HOW to slow down.

Saw KING ARTHUR last week. It’s not good. The whole thing is colored/lit to the point of looking like blue mud (or amber mud, depending on the scene) and the action scenes are so poorly lit/colored, all of Guy Ritchies swooping, swirling camera actions serve to make it impossible to tell what the hell is going on.
I…

Is it possible to report on something without telling us how to feel about it? “Groan inducing”? Really, we couldn’t decide whether sound effects are tired or not, you had to throw in your two cents worth so we would know? Not everything has to be a thinkpiece.

The average person arrested for OWI has driven drunk something like 80 times before being arrested.

Oddly, this whole thing came as the Des Moines Register (largest paper in the state) has been running a series of articles on how Iowa Laws are kinda soft on repeat offender OWI people, and how often they end up back behind the wheel. Personally, the way they are are enough for me to take a Lyft when I’m bombed, but…

Yeah, don’t blame the person cutting the tape. The editor just trims major things like that to fit and flow.

Well, I would think if we could get more Women directors, many of them would make their very personal stories, many of which would be about women. The real point is, we need more women directors.

That smells like money.

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Plus, he fucking sucks on the mic.

Wait, that’s Ned? I just figured it was Ganke. He’s a great character.

5 bucks for 20 pages! Maybe, just maybe it shouldn’t cost 50 bucks to get enough reading material to get through a soup and sandwich?

My thought exactly. “Oh hey, new Scalzi!”

Looking through the cast, he would appear to be a professional bull rider. Make your own politician comparisons.

Getting a naughty photo from a sexy partner is one of the best things in the digital era. Leaking them makes it less likely. Stop it, dipshits.

Now all you have to do to be woke is call Trump names. Thank you Gizmodo, you caused that word to mean even less. Never use it again, ever.

Oh blow me. Know what isn’t helping? Holier than thou bullshit “Not helping” essays.

Like Rush Limbaugh said “If you have consent, you can do anything”

Why is this news?