Oddly, this whole thing came as the Des Moines Register (largest paper in the state) has been running a series of articles on how Iowa Laws are kinda soft on repeat offender OWI people, and how often they end up back behind the wheel. Personally, the way they are are enough for me to take a Lyft when I’m bombed, but…

Yeah, don’t blame the person cutting the tape. The editor just trims major things like that to fit and flow.

Well, I would think if we could get more Women directors, many of them would make their very personal stories, many of which would be about women. The real point is, we need more women directors.

Plus, he fucking sucks on the mic.

Looking through the cast, he would appear to be a professional bull rider. Make your own politician comparisons.

Oh blow me. Know what isn’t helping? Holier than thou bullshit “Not helping” essays.

Like Rush Limbaugh said “If you have consent, you can do anything”

Why is this news?

That is a long ass essay to justify yellow journalism

As an Iowan, I welcome my new, oh so dreamy Prime Minister to govern me, oh govern me hard Justin!

If you can’t handle getting told to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, or being called a bitch, learn to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up during a comedy show. It’s not Facebook or the comment section at Jezebel. No one paid to hear you, they paid to hear George Lopez’s hack jokes.

Yeah, of course she used the established vector of communication to reach her core fanbase. I mean, like, love or hate Ms. Gomez’s work, from a marketing standpoint, instagram has been a boon to her. It really is what Twitter everyone thought Twitter would be before it became overrun with horridness.

I have no idea what she did wrong. If the police had walked up and said “Everything ok here?” and the motorist replied “oh just trying to fix my car”. “Ok, just checking, have a good evening”. Would she have still been nosey and have “fucked up”.
How I know how this can go? Because I have been in that situation, only I…

Bought that big bag of dice for my nephew for Christmas. He’s spectrum and LOVES dice. So.... that was a big bag of WIN FOR UNCLE!

Bought that big bag of dice for my nephew for Christmas. He’s spectrum and LOVES dice. So.... that was a big bag of…

Well, you aren’t wrong.

We might also consider, just consider the idea that western movie stars, like Matt Damon, sell tickets in China as well.

If only there were some sort of Governmental official appointed to sit in judgement of such civil disputes... I am trying to think of what we could call it.

That’s dumb. They’re dummies

Hair Plugs can paralyze your vocal chords?

I think, much like the feeling of “mansplaining” most of us had the same feeling. Except me, I thought it was allergies, because I am kind of naieve about cocaine.