Sometimes I catch myself getting annoyed at the empty “reserved for pregnant moms or people with new babies” spots at the supermarket. Then I call myself a lazy fat ass and take a spot 100 yards farther away and feel like an jerk.

If you were in Des Moines, I’d ask you out for a beverage based on that kinja name alone, so you got that going for ya.

This doesn’t even make sense in a bean counter way.

Having an affair isn’t Human trafficking.

Stop yelling rational things. This is the internet, no place for rational thought, even if you present it in all caps. We are AMERICANS, we have no interest in solutions that work, we are interested in solutions that make our boss think we are witty and original, regarless of the effectiveness.

Ohhh i see what you did there. You spread the punchline a bit thin.

Oh look. Another divorced father in a movie with “Bad Dad Syndrome”. Lemme guess, by the end of the film, Scott Lang will learn to be a better father.

I think Miles Teller as Mr. Fantastic is a bit of a stretch.

Kate Mara dissapears in that trailer, she’s kind of invisible.

I think the trailer looks firey, but a little rocky in parts.

Well, i have an innie belly button for a cock now. Thanks for the shrivel.

Cultural appropriation is only a criticism of white women. Get back in your place with your mom jeans and polo shirts white girl.

I’m so fucking tired of accusations and the meta story of the Feigbusters. I love Paul Feig, I love Melissa McCarthy and Kristin Wiig and am overjoyed to see McKinnon and Leslie Jones get a big screen break. But this movie has become the excuse for men to be lectured on the internet. “I don’t like the road crew…

This is the part of the books where the Rhythym Nation prepares to go to battle.

That’s funny. You live long enough to see things come full circle. All my coaches in the 80’s would give us water breaks when they damn well felt like it.

BAN THEM! I need the government to tell me what I can and cannot drink safely because I have the brain of a 3 year old.

I do like me a good mouser.

Voice Cast:
Anger: Marion Ramsey from POLICE ACADEMY

I swear I was thinking the same thing. I just write it off to the past being the past, and attitudes about female on male rape changing and evolving VERY rapidly, and it creates these little artifacts in pop culture.

Mandarin’s white, the ancient one is white, marvel sure likes white.