SMARTER I SOUND IF TALK YODA I TRY IT FEELS! ORDER WORDS OF MAKE DIFFERENCE NOT.

But what are the rules of the game? What if me and my decidedly GROWN UP friends wanted to trade pics of COMPLETELY WILLING AND CONSENTING ADULTS? Because that sounds fun!

Johnny Storm is black because Michael B Jordan is black and is pretty much perfect for the role. Duh. It’s not about diversity, it’s about him being awesome.

Yeah... I shaved my beard and my Dad was looking at me. Pretty much my whole life’s story.

I heard she actually weighs 109 lbs and is just wearing GOOP’s old SHALLOW HAL fatsuit.

Old guy question: Do hostels have convenient places to plug in my Cpap? Yeah... I’m that guy.

I seriously just want to propose to her. Now.

You were six when Cobain capped himself. You ain’t X.

Everybody, just have some fucking manners during the times when the trains are crowded, we will all get along

Personally, I thought Courtney Love came off better than she has in years in MONTAGE OF HECK. She seemed human, healed, and thank god, she seemed clean and sober. LIVE THROUGH THIS and CELEBRITY SKIN are two touchstone albums for my 20’s, and I desperately want the woman who sang them to be ok. She seemed OK. Scarred…

And none it, not Joss, not Renner, not if Spader stated he was joining Adam Baldwin’s he man woman haters party (which he HAS NOT SAID) will effect the box office a tic. It’s internet vitriol about a superhero movie, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing.

So when I was in 7th Grade, I broke up with this girl, and every day I would ride my bike past her house, like ALL AFTERNOON, til the STREETLIGHTS came on. For like, 3 days!

They are the POLICE! They are the LAW. Welcome to Mega City One

Bailey in particular, is awesome. Her character is one of two I feel is most directed, or should be, at little girls who like wrestling. I mean 5 year olds, 7, year olds. She’s a girl, and she acts girly, but she’s a bit of a tomboy, and that’s FINE. Everyone LOVES her for it. On the flipside there is Alexa Bliss, who…

TOTAL DIVAS is the damn problem. An hourlong reminder that it doesn’t MATTER if you are badass, it doesn’t matter if you can wrestle. As long as you look like Rosa Mendes, Eva Marie, or Cameron... big fake boobs, too much makeup, you get over in the company. Not a one of those three can actually wrestle for shit, yet…

I see Tipper Gore’s hair.

She’s going to med school? Good. Can we stop talking about her now. I won’t shame her for doing porn. I will shame her for managing to be really bad at it.

Kharma's a bitch, remember that when your parts sag and your pubes turn grey.

I'm impressed. I wasn't aware the Mets were still considered an MLB level team.

You are trying SO hard to find something to be offended for.