I'd pay to see slutty Aunt May and Spider-Mom partner swapping in a summer beach rental. It's so wrong it's right.

I have insane amounts of head sweat. It sucks and is embarassing.

If not best, certainly most under rated. LOVED this movie.

Who the hell is riding that bike?

I am just glad to see Brandon Routh getting work.

MONTAGE!

I think Gemma will get away with it, via her heart giving out. Remember she has the world's worst open heart surgery scar. which she displayed with low cut tops, but I don't seem to remember seeing this year, possibly setting up the "surprise" of her heart giving out JUST when she comes clean. Is that soapy enough for…

Um... the car cooled down really fast from running in the shade of the parking garage, yeah, that's it, the car was cooled from all the time spent on murder and feelings! WE CAN RATIONALIZE ANYTHING!

It would be a memorably hot scene in an episode of RED SHOE DIARIES, the whole exchange had that awesomely bad early 90's Showtit/Skinemax quality, up to the point where the other biker was watching, all bored, and they cut back to Chibs doing unsexy pumping. Almost like they said "Well, with Tara Dead, we aren't…

Archie Comics, where having worked in comics before 2000 isn't considered a "don't hire"

OH DEAR GOD! I MUST BE INFECTED WITH A GIANT INSECT! MY HAND IS TURNING TO GREEN BUBBLE WRAP!!!

I enjoyed it, but the moment the big reveal happened I thought "oh so this is one of those "fuck the science, this is fun" episodes"

I know sweet FA about boats, but that one is pretty.

That is a REALLY nice boat.

I think this is right. The way the headline is written I mean.

They make a mean blizzard at the Windsor Heights DQ. Just sayin... ask my straining waistband. DAMNIT CHUCK NOW I WANT A BLIZZARD!

It's more than a little insensitive to zoophiliacs. *running away and hiding*

This may be my favorite and most useful of the "tropes that need to end" pieces. Kudos.

A million monkeys with typewriters....

In reality, the scene that takes place inside a dream would be realistic? The scene doesn't take place in reality.