Even a broken clock....

One of my best friends solved this by making her daughter a FROZEN Princess costume. The kid has the good luck of having a mom AND grandma who are experienced costumers. Lucky kid.

After the Rapture, comedians were bored.

Humans in captivity tend toward Matriarchy.

The apocalypse destroyed all the Xanax.

She expressed her love via apocalypse.

His star cruiser caused sexual dysfunction.

The starship had no restroom.

His ex-wife was on a thumbdrive.

The cheap android stole airport wi-fi.

When I masturbate, a universe begins.

Add this to the mix....

I think they do a good job of making her look muscular, ScarJo is a little curvier, less skinny than a lot of the early 2000's female "asskickers". They also do a great job at making her look superhuman, or at the edge of it. A lot of it has to do with the choreography they give the women in movies. (Trying to judge…

Even a graceful, flippy martial artist isn't the same as a fashion model. Look at Bruce Lee, compared to say...Ashton Kutcher.

They all have the same problem I have with most female driven action movies. You have stick thi girls with stick arms hitting as hard as men. Do I believe a woman can beat the holy living crap out of me or most men? Yeah, but she looks like this:

"She's not exactly doing 5 films a year".... Yeah well, she's 41. That's a good 5-10 years past the sell by date for Hollywood Actresses . Doing 5 films a year would put Gwyneth in pretty much every role Hollywood has for a woman over 40 *until she is old enough to play the Grandma aged roles*. Meanwhile, she's too…

According to news and footage, the new Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver appears to be a long tube of some sort with a light at one end, with mechanical bits stuck on.

I think you have to write what you know, but that's really broad. Science fiction, when it's right, is not the end, the genre even, it's the setting. Should you write about a boy in an apocalyptic setting who lost both his parents if you have never lived with loss? Should you write about a love that can never be if…

I just want him to finish before we lose him.

Why is Speed a masculine word but freedom feminine? Why is table masculine, but chair is feminine? That's the real question!!! Damn bastard language!