Why is it the whiny bitch boys of reddit can't seem to figure out that some men want to be in the friend zone with some women. It could be a base romantic incompatibility, the fact that neither are single at the same time, the fact that she or he is gay? I know I know, I am supposed to have an uncontrollable urge to…

i would say, in celestial terms, Chelsea is definately a moon, but one like Endor. She orbits planet the enormous gas giant (her parents DO spout a lot of hot air) and when you look closely, she has her own ecosystem, is totally habitable, coveted by evil empires, almost looked like she was going to break away and…

Last I heard, LaBeef wasn't attached anymore. It was in the hands of Dan Trachtenberg, a first time director with some internet reknown. Great guy, did a hell of an awesome PORTAL short.

And it keeps her head warm!!! BONUS

CM Punk, the WWE Wrestler saw this for what it was, the man was "cutting a promo"!

Someone could do a list of companies and products that had to change their name because of the unfortunate *for them* acronym AIDS. There was an AID insurance, financial services, stuff like that. Basically, before the late 80's, it was only seen as a word denoting helping.

Well, this is good news! I'm much more secure and less sad than previously thought, because successful women are quite attractive to me!

And at the same time, a liberal arguing for Planned Parenthood. Ironical, huh? They both have the same result, DON'T MAKE A BABY TIL YOU WANT ONE!

I wonder what the internet will be like in 12 years when we can discuss two black men being nominated for an award the same year again. (Last time for Best Actor- Drama was 2001)

Condoms: the surest way to avoid paying child support.

Oh what the hell is the internet coming to? A haven for conversation and ideas? You don't demand a public apology? For heck's sake! You kids these days are ruining the internet with your polite discourse. LOL

What I am saying is, you are reading things that weren't there. Your allegation assumes that he did this for racial reasons, as opposed to him calling two actors his own age by their first names and two guys who have been winning awards longer than any of the three hard to spell names (well, Elba isn't tough, but I…

Well, the good news is, if this is what racism is in 2014, the struggle is over. If a stoned, possibly drunk, East Texas hick struggling less with the African names of 40 something English actors than the names of 60 something Hollywood legends is the current state of racism, we can stop working for equality.

In a fit of misguided gender equality, I am gonna blindly support Emma Roberts because I find her attractive. If Chris Jones can have mindless, slightly creepy fans who support him no matter what....

Unless it's a sequel that needs a bump in box office. Then it's a single, devilishly charming Half Samoan / Half African-American pro wrestler.

Except Adam Sandler. The man not only CAN shit in a bag and have us buy it, but he HAS to shit in a bag for us to buy it.

SPOILERS IN MY PANTS

The hope is, enough of Joe Lynch remains in the film after any manipulations and messing with that the distribution deals took out of it. I don't know Lynch personally, but have heard enough from people who do, he's one of us.

Well that explains SO much about the first two Hobbit films.

Am I the only one who thought of Atlas when he saw the man as the base of the shoes?
The real problem is that all of his stories are an excuse to call them bitches.