It will be 10x more believable if they screw half a dozen more times in a month or two and half the newsroom can't tell if they are together again or not. At least thats the way it was in every newsroom I worked in.

On the bright side, Amy Schumer is doing a big tour. That could break the glass ceiling.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Sometimes I HATE BEING AN IOWAN! (Most of the time it's cool...) but still FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I will admit it, I listened to THE ART OF SEDUCTION for a while, well, half of it, during a recent long spell with no romantic female prospects (Some would call it a dry spell, but that sounds wierd). It skeeved me out. Plus, they were just dressed up versions of what non PUA guys do to attract women. Accentuate your…

No son of mine will ever dress like this. Mostly because a son of mine will have me as a male role model, and I dress like a traditional small child.

Makes sense, the best part of giving oral for me is my parnter being really really really happy.

When I think back on the loves of my life, the ones I had the hardest time getting over had bitchy resting faces.....when they do smile, they really are happy.

What's your favorite color? (Couldn't help asking a question)

You know, if we could wrap up the real world effects of sexism, it would clear up the awkward times on the interwebs when jokes laughing AT sexism is mistaken for sexist jokes.... mmmkay.

The Doctor shouldn't be an actress from North America. Katee Sackhoff would make a great companion though. There hasn't been a modern companion who was a badass.

Tilda Swinton has the essential slightly alien vibe to her, an odd feminine yet androgynous quality that would play up a character who has been male for give or take a millenia. Overall, I adore this idea of gender switching, IF it becomes a part of the 12th (13th) Doctor's personality, in the way Matt Smith was very…

I'm not a parent nor do I plan on being one anytime soon, so I feel it is my god given duty to look down my nose at anyone who practices swearing, having a beer with dinner, wearing the wrong pants with those shoes or any other human foible in front of their child(ren). You are all horrible people and your kids are…

It would be a lot easier to accept the "OMG THIS GUY SUCKS" tone of this article if it wasn't next to a giant breakdown of THE BACHELORETTE. Just sayin'

She's a pretty likeable person if you get to know her.

There's always someone who has to piss in the cheerios. Well, I don't give a crap, my niece or nephew (Sister and Hubby are waiting to see) is gonna be known as a "Sandy Baby" in family legend no matter what the experts say. You know what other experts say, "When legend becomes fact, print the legend" (The expert in…

So, basically, the non juvenile answers all boil down to, "An unexpected something he likes to make him feel loved and special" a.k.a. "The exact same thing you can do for your woman if you are a man in a heterosexual relationship".

Shoot her in the vagina.... I believe Bill already did that. Proof: Chelsea AMIRITE FOLKS?

So weird for me to be "reviewing" like this. But she's not particularly good in the porn. She does all of the porny porny stuff (squirting, almost fisting, anal, etc.) but she just, I dunno. I never watched that show she was on, but she lacks whatever that "it factor" someone like Stoya or Madison Young has.

If the 10 year old boy is straight hitting puberty, there is a good chance, 20 years from now, you are going to run into him and hear how he had SUCH a crush on you back in 2013.

Because if there is ONE thing a baby should NEVER, EVER, under ANY circumstances see....it's a tit. Have you seen the look on an infant's face when it's confronted with a bazoom? It's disgusting, they start licking their lips as if it were a bottle or something! Boobies are for men to ogle and fondle, these playtoys…