I read half of the Kick Ass 2 series. Frankly, it became too much about Mark Millar trying to shock me with rape and murder played for laughs.

Heck yeah she was Buddy.

But....is it funny?

Anyone Ultimate Hulk ate....

It would be a lot easier to accept the "OMG THIS GUY SUCKS" tone of this article if it wasn't next to a giant breakdown of THE BACHELORETTE. Just sayin'

She's a pretty likeable person if you get to know her.

There's always someone who has to piss in the cheerios. Well, I don't give a crap, my niece or nephew (Sister and Hubby are waiting to see) is gonna be known as a "Sandy Baby" in family legend no matter what the experts say. You know what other experts say, "When legend becomes fact, print the legend" (The expert in…

So, basically, the non juvenile answers all boil down to, "An unexpected something he likes to make him feel loved and special" a.k.a. "The exact same thing you can do for your woman if you are a man in a heterosexual relationship".

Shoot her in the vagina.... I believe Bill already did that. Proof: Chelsea AMIRITE FOLKS?

So weird for me to be "reviewing" like this. But she's not particularly good in the porn. She does all of the porny porny stuff (squirting, almost fisting, anal, etc.) but she just, I dunno. I never watched that show she was on, but she lacks whatever that "it factor" someone like Stoya or Madison Young has.

If the 10 year old boy is straight hitting puberty, there is a good chance, 20 years from now, you are going to run into him and hear how he had SUCH a crush on you back in 2013.

Because if there is ONE thing a baby should NEVER, EVER, under ANY circumstances see....it's a tit. Have you seen the look on an infant's face when it's confronted with a bazoom? It's disgusting, they start licking their lips as if it were a bottle or something! Boobies are for men to ogle and fondle, these playtoys…

I don't, a chef friend made it for easter once. (I know, horrible) There are lots of recipes on the google.

Might I suggest a sauce made with Whiskey.... amazing, balances out the gameyness of the wild rabbit.

Note the lack of vegetable garden. Gonna wanna get rid of Falafel if you want yummy home grown veggies back there.

Isn't a CHILD a push present?

Galaga controls

Wow! That looks just like the ship from.... EVERY SCI FI IN THE PAST DECADE

Fair is fair. If I get space boobies, the people who prefer dong to boobies can have space dong, and we can ALL have spacebutts!

I know this is wrong, but... SPACE BOOBIES!