That was painfully not funny.

What would I give a self-proclaimed slut? Dinner? Flowers? My phone number?

Maybe the "Shock" is Marvel ending a crossover without killing off a major character, that will come back in a year or two, or an issue. Seriously, what is left to "shock"? We have had Death of a Major Character (Cap, Wasp, Profesor X, Flash, on and on), Genocide ("no more mutants"), Rape (Sue Dibny).

6. We are in the middle of a storyline bringing back Wasp in one of the Avengers titles...

Bottom line is..... I just don't buy it. It looks like they took the original and said "Lets remove all the awesome Millius-ness, and substitute bigger 'splosions."

Let's say it did happen. North Korea, with a military, including reserves of about 8.4 million soldiers invades the US. The United States has provisions to conscript every able bodied Man and Woman between the ages of 18-49. That gives a pool of about 175 million people with a sum total of 270 million guns in the…

Anything that gets magic out of the entertainment "Ghetto" it's in right now is fine by me. There are a LOT of great artists working out there in magic, barely getting by. Andrew Mayne, Nathan Kranzo, Dynamo, Brian Brushwood, Derren Brown, Daniel Garcia, Dan Sperry, just naming a few.

The Daring Book for Girls if they don't have it. Why? Because it's a friggin awesome book.

They really work good if you crumble some meth up in them. Or so I have heard.

Maybe it's because many women seem to get an almost physical revulsion to a depressed man. At least that's my experience.

That one guy is completely off his rocker. Tracie Egan Morrissey is quite attractive, I Googled her. I'd totally get turned down by her in a bar.

It SHOULD be a cosplay!

HOPEFULLY the schools can take these as opportunities to teach these young people how mean and hurtful their words can be to other students and people in general, how what they say can have consequences, and cost them, not just in terms of penalties, but in terms of friendships, teammates and others who may view them…

I would like to submit an application for that job. Pie is delicious.

"Come on.... I totally paid for that Chili Cheese dog at Sonic with money I earned by totally not flunking pre-algebra at conferences.... jeez." - Every 15 year old racist on twitter.

The white Derby team was the Princess Slay-Ya's? I am sure my friend Princess Slay-Ya from Kansas City will giggle.

Well....babies ARE cute. It's better than the very derp-like face i end up making when I hold my friends' babies

I hope not... I find women like her hot.

Oddly, liberal men love her for the same reasons conservatives hate her. Kinda like Hillary or Michelle Obama. "oooh, she sure is a take charge woman.... that's hot"

I think next year the women of america should all dress in t-shirts that say "Slutty Halloween costume" and the men can dress as Sexy Abe Lincoln or Slutty Henry Kissinger or whatever.