I once tried to buy a service man a drink at an airport. He was in uniform, drinking, and it was maybe 9am? I wasn’t judging, I was going to drink too! (Drinking at airports = different rules.) The guy ended up buying my drinks and left a super generous tip. AND my flight was mostly empty (this was a million years…

That movie is Role Models, and I am aghast that you would call it shitty. Actually, it wasn’t for everyone, but I think it’s hysterical. David Wain co-wrote and directed it. Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott are really funny together, and the little kid is a riot. This has been my review of a 7-year-old movie. That is…

Goddammit. I have to pay better attention. ‘Cause I had one for this column, too.

When I was about 8, my aunt, who is only 2.5 years older than me, decided to berate me for eating fried chicken with my hands during a large extended family dinner. This turned into a big shouting match between my mother, her 4 sisters and my grandmother, all of them taking sides. I snuck off to the kitchen and…

I was reading a “recipe” / use for leftover fries where you reheat them in a waffle iron and, as delicious / crispy as they sound I thought, “When the fuck have I ever had leftover fries??” NEVER.

Raspberry filled chocolate frosted sounds amazing! That should be a regular item.

I never understood why the Starbuck’s system is viewed as being so difficult for some, and others will STAND THEIR GROUND about not using it. We had TONS of people coming in going “I JUST WANT A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE!!!! NONE OF THIS TALL/GRANDE LATTE BULLSHIT!!! CAN YOU JUST GET ME A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE, NOW!!!!!!”

You get your magical speaking money out of here. This a God-fearing forum.

This is news? A dude grabs a chick's boob and it makes deadspin? I had a dollar for every time my wife slapped my hands off her books I'd be a rich man

I once went to an interview at Ford Motor Company. The manager that interviewed me, besides being very rude the whole time, at the end told me that I was (and I quote) “too clever to work at the company”. I suppose they were looking for idiots or something...

The full comic is better... http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=…

You must not be a chatter. I have had long conversations with probably 65% of my cab drivers if not more.

Hm... well, she changed her ways and began preaching my gospel to her friends who were stiffing to get them to change their ways, and let’s hope that trend among her octogenarian set continued. It certainly gave her an opportunity to look like a better person, which as you know among church ladies is a sip from the…

Thank you BCO! As a single mom of a rambunctious 2 year old I know that 1) she’s just going to be an asshole in restaurants. period. and 2) the only way she’ll learn not to be an asshole in restaurants is if I take her to eat out and teach her the rules. I order her food first, bring my own sippy cup with milk so she…

Damn vagina-having hivemind.

Wait, are all women putting on lipstick at once?!?

I would’ve thought his peen smelled like stale marijuana and doritos and shame.

I know, right? At least they’re still friends so... I don’t think that was ever really gonna happen for him... or something. I hope she’s bought him a few beers over the years.

If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

crazylegs11, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. But the two of us together?