The egg beater attachment from an automatic mixer can be really tough if you let it sit for more than a few minutes. There's always a bit of batter stuck in tiny gap where the pieces of metal meet. My least favorite is the plates on a Foreman grill though. My current model has detachable plates and they're super easy,…

I thought that when I got married the sex would outpace the masturbation. Boy was I wrong.

You mean the jizz-t? Yes, I know that's a terrible joke.

there is no good time to have a baby in academia. Grad school when you are writing your dissertation or the first 7 years when you are up for tenure.....and it is a crazy system considering that many academics work well into their 60s and 70s so what is the damned rush?

While my wife was pregnant with our son she faced some female academics who thought she'd never be able to finish her PhD. She'll be graduating in the next year.

thank you anyway, and yes you are correct most people respond to questions that are against there way of thinking with the same reactions dismissiveness, aggression or name calling no matter how politely. There are surprises, some people have valid points for why they believe what they do from their own personal…

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IP addresses are being recorded, to some degree. To say that they are not is similar to saying that blank envelopes can be delivered to the right people by the postman. How, and by who, is likely the distinction. Your IT Broheims may have no log retention policy, perhaps some similar policy exists with your ISP. …

I feel like this is something that's been addressed somewhere, but I've never been able to find it, re: Usernames.

I don't care who's fucking in it, if there's a pool, I'm going in.

You also just know that this dude would be completely comfortable fucking people in there himself and expecting his parents to swim in it after.

That kid can go fuck himself. It's his parents pool, not his. I'm guessing he didn't kick in for that shit, which means they can do whatever they want in it. I hope they sacrifice a goat in the fucker.
This is why I don't have kids. Buy your own pool, you little asshole.

We've also learned that long form pieces are unquestionably good and never bloated and that some folks have a difficult time comprehending comments because of the obstructed view that results from scrolling through comment threads while nestled deep within their own asshole.

tl/dr: You are a mewling infant and I hope a…

Not necessary to qualify it with the relevance stuff, just post the tip. Just the tip.

What I get out of this is that luxury condos in Miami can now be had at a good price? How cheap are we talking? Because I'd love one! Not that it would be a practical purchase, seeing as how I live in Seattle, but if the price were low enough...

I concede that Burger Joint and Five Guys are both awesome. Maybe I'm just sluttier about burgers than you.

If you would like to read the full post but for some reason don't want to sign up for a Pottermore account, the Today show has it.

Can i just get a god damned butter crunch cookie?

Now if we can just get this insufferable, and inexplicably popular, zombie craze to go away, that'ld be perfect.

Or maybe just Crumbs failed because their cupcakes suck? I kind of feel like they just got out-competed by cupcake places that do it so much better.