EVERYONE was. It was awesome.

They did. The booze purchase was for 80 people, too, so the whole experience turned into a bacchanal.

She's a nicer person than I am, I suppose. Either way, my mom & dad just gave the leftover food to a shelter that night.

You are awesome. Be my friend.

85 people RSVPd in the affirmative to my sister's wedding, and only 45 showed. It was infuriating.

The world is our oyster and we are assholes.

This was a truly interesting piece about someone I'd never heard, and I always like learning this sort of thing. Thank you!

Who cares about money? You were lucky to have a mom like that.

FWIW, "I Was A Teenage Bike Messenger" would make an awesome title.

FWIW, "I Was A Teenage Bike Messenger" would make an awesome title.

"I was a Teenage Bike Messenger" could be a 1950's Saturday Matinee horror flick.

We do a traditional ham etc. meal on Christmas Eve, then just eat apps and cheese and booze on Christmas Day.

He looks like he's squeezing out a really difficult deuce.

I usually pity the CSPAN call screeners. Not this time. I'd have had the biggest, shit-eatingest grin on my face...

I'm 6'4 and weigh in at 265 and KNOW I'm too tubby for my own good.

Nah. CrossFit is the reverse of Fight Club in that the first rule of CrossFit is that you do not shut the fuck up about CrossFit.

Did he pass another one later, reading "Do you like me?"

The ten-dollars-to-cover-my-50cent-cup-of-coffee-drunks are like narwhals, in my experience. Awesome (unless they throw up or break something in your section), known quantities, but rare.

Depending on the congresscritter, it might be a plus that she spits out RW word salad.

The worst part of the attached article is where they say "Grab its legs" when pulling her down. I felt sick.