Said the bitter Phillies fan...

I like Outrage Olympians almost as much as poutrage. Bonus points to you.

Don't forget Silver Spring. The eastern half of the Red Line is brotastic.

NoVA: where white people go to live on top of one another because they're afraid of DC/PG County ethnicity.

Girl bros... "Bras?"

If the DC Bro refers to the beach, it's by name: "I'm going to the Outer Banks/OC (always abbreviated)/Rehoboth"

Khaki/blue is strict intern uniform when Congress is in session, bro. Navy/Charcoal suit is the only way to go for Staff Ass/Leg. Ass types. Also: tie knot loosened juuuuuust so... Will refer to "the Hill" everywhere, so that people will assume he is important when he is only Staff/Leg. Ass.

"hang on, I have a coupon."

Whore Corps?

I think that might be related to the "uncanny valley" thing.

When it comes to the disgusting things that can leak/shoot/ooze from a human body, I'll believe a lot.

That David Brock hit piece was anything but hilarious.

What they mean is "Women are sex vending machines. Insert [funny/nice] and receive sex."

I don't have ladyparts, but I'd have to add that Gilbert Gottfried's fucking voice alone should be an instant lustkiller.

I think the article was pretty clear. At least, my favorite bit of it was:

And cardio. When you're 50-100 lbs overweight and you have no stamina, all the weights in the world won't help. Get out and go walk/ride a bike.

No, but the ad for Centrum Silver made me laugh with the unintended irony.

Yes. When you're eight and a nerd, though, it doesn't matter.

Starred this JUST for the LEGO Space Monorail.