HAD to star this for you :P

Or a toddler. "What do you want Santa to bring?"

Anyone who doesn't like Yuengling should try it from a glass. Changes the beer completely.

There's a difference between "withhold the cheese" and "remove the beans from my chili" or "no spinach in my lasagna that was prepped this morning," though.

The celiacs I know (all two of them) HATE it and would love to be able to eat everything. That some people choose this thing they've been forced into is insane to them.

We buy the corn syrup free ketchup. Still vile, but my kids would eat it with a spoon. :X

Forget that guest. I want to go to there and eat those things that you made. I'm no vegan or vegetarian, but I'll chow the hell down on their food.

I don't know, I'll eat almost every tomato product except for ketchup, which I find revolting.

This. I knew a celiac sufferer back in the 1990s - you know, back before it became the thing to have - who was fucking miserable. When did this become the cool new digestive disorder?

That's the rule in my house. My kids have to taste everything twice, and if they don't like it and we have it again a few years later, they have to take a taste again.

I had a friend whose wife said - no kidding - that now she was pregnant, she'd have to start eating more vegetables, "you know, more baked potatoes and corn."

Kale is one of my secret weapons, especially when I need to add some body to a soup without adding starches like barley or potatoes.

Cherry Coke Zero... I could drink it by the gallon if it were convenient. Or free. At least until happy hour.

A perfect riposte to this was once uttered by a Filipino friend of mine on our evening commute: "How did you people get to dominate a hemisphere when the sun can fucking burn you?"

Was it Jay?

Was it Jay?

It was sooooo complicated to take THAC0, subtract the monster's AC, and thus see if your die roll would get results? Come on, youngun...

Dead on. I'm 35, and was displeased with the removal of the THAC0 system, which I thought made a lot of sense.

Indeed. One of my favorites alongside DuClaw's Mysterium