StuckLikeChuck
StuckLikeChuck
StuckLikeChuck

Congrats to Jalopnik’s female readers as you are now the only ladies to have ever seen this!

Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills

Bugatti atlantic, to breed elegance,

I saw a non-rusty Bagheera at the weekend. Sadly, it wasn’t a 3-seater any more, as someone had placed a V8 where the frunk used to be and a huge transmission tunnel where the middle seat used to be. There were some other changes from standard too...

So used exotic cars aren’t as scary as people think, what about used exotic dancers, are those a good buy?

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

The brickyard is marketed as a prestigious event.

I’ve seen the narrative, I just dont buy it. It conflicts with my own experiences.

When can I turn it into this?

6. Letting Jared from Subway watch us for the day.

There’s a lot of merit to what you say, but NASCAR has its place in racing too...they have to tow the line between innovation and heritage. Add more turns, give engineers room to customize cars, and we start to look more like Le Mans...which would be great, if Le Mans didn’t already exist...

Can’t spell “choke” without “coke”

It’s funny how #5 probably sounds like a total shitty cop-out gift to someone without kids.

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

Who was the best commenter ever?

I think it’s an extreme bacterial load rather than a poison, but it will fuck you up just the same.

For people outside of Australia, Definitely V8 Supercars

If you are outside of Australia.... V8 Supercar