and this is basically giving the boners exactly what they want to see, without having to look at your face at all.

All these "girl power is about controlling our exploitation" chicklettes need to friend Annie Lennox on Facebook.

I see Idina, but no Kristen. What is this sorcery?

I believe Kelly and always have. Bethanny is the worst.

I was on a Whit Stillman kick a few weeks ago while on bedrest. Chloe has not aged a bit since 98's The Last Days of Disco.

Going to take a guess that your MS is not in chemistry, eh?

Yes. I get dizzy due to a medical condition and seeing the movie in 3D Imax made me want to hurl.

I'm going to get sick watching it, right?

Wonder Woman's hottest super power is that: her super strength can be completely reversed in accordance with "Aphrodite's Law" if she allowed her bracelets to be bound or chained by a male.

Wooooow. I have an M.S. in Education and I'm one of those fucking assholes who doesn't vaccinate. Our family choices have nothing to do with Jenny McCarthy. Instead, I do a lot of non-internet reading about vaccines and immunity. I decided based on my extensive research and decided with a doctor that we would rather…

Please don't promote any comments which accuse him of lying. That's not how we treat potential victims of sexual assault round here y'all. Thanks!

31 year old woman here: I got the same score as Ms. Scarlett. I wonder if, like me, she's a shitsack at math and if 700 of her points were from the verbal section. Stars, they're just like us! (Not really.)

Those Terry Richardson/Miley photos are foul. Even for a Strategic Hot Mess.

LEGO is adding even more lady scientists to its latest minifig collection.

This Katie Halper just had to distractingly slather her name, website, and twitter account over a large chunk of this video. Nice job. No need to visit her website nor look into her twitter now. There's a good way to get your name out there and a bad way. Distracting from the thing you created is not the good way.…

Agreed. Total physical transformation. Even after I realized it wasn't Zosia, I needed a few minutes to figure out who the actress was.

And that, in a nutshell, sums up my problem with Girls. I laughed so hard at that I think I peed a little.

not only was this my favorite part of SNL last night, i relate to the first half of your username so, so well. you go glen coco!

I would re-up with HBO if Blerta was added to the cast.