I wax and wane on Caroline. At least when she wants to stay out of crazy, she will literally stay away from crazy. She refused to go anywhere near Danielle Staub and now Teresa Guidice. Can't say I blame her. That whole "if you get in the mud with a pig..." and all.

didn't his brother die of a drug overdose?

Well... But that one isn't in the same tone as Laura's post. It comes from an old rumor about his sexuality and a blind item that, well, I believe in blind items.

Best response I've read so far on the internets: "Michael Pitt in a wig."

In an interview with Fred and Carrie they were asked which characters they would be happiest to live out their days as, and they said Toni and Candace. :)

I didn't read the last post because I'm not really into the New Jersey housewives, but the comments on this post made me go back and read it. I threw up in my mouth a little, swallowed it, then threw up in my mouth a lot. How did that book make it past an editor, let alone get published in the first place? There are…

Oh she's actually just incredibly dumb, don't fret.

I love Michael J. Fox, so this is nothing against him but...

Michael J. Fox drinking after his diagnosis makes me sad! He and Tracy Pollan are awesome.

Hello, Feet. I know you from somewhere. Oh yes, my first and last time at an outdoor music festival.

The actual reason for all the dashcams in Russia is all the scammers who reverse into the person behind them at a red light, then say that they were rear-ended. This is apparently rampant there. Many of these pedestrians seem to be going for fraud as well.

"if a man comes home and there's no dinner on the table, and his wife is on the phone, watching TV, or on the computer ignoring him, he won't feel respected."

I'll watch it on Hulu tomorrow because I can't resist the magic of Allison Janney.

Jeez, they couldn't even give her something to prop her legs up with? Is inhuman thigh stamina just something that comes with the territory or what?

Wouldn't Farrah's b-hole have been more apropos?

Honestly, I think there is no way that Uzo Aduba will NOT be nominated next year. She is brilliant.

Today friends, 20 minutes after I found out that my father had a heart attack, I was SOAKED by a car driving over a puddle of fishy water. Life can be the WORST.

Nope. Sitcoms don't get enough credit. Firstly, they move forward national dialogue (see Golden Girls tackling AIDS and homophobia or Jill on Home Improvement asserting herself by starting her own career). They also provide a mirror for people who feel isolated or hopeless. Sitcoms have addressed bullying, loss and…

Keep an eye on Chris Christie's weight; if it plummets, he's in. And if Corey Booker gets engaged, well. Game ON, bitches.

Totes agree. I think the cut-off is May or June. Everyone on that show should be nominated including (especially?) Pornstache's 'stache.