Disappointed that his partner is female.

Party Monster was an undervalued gem of a film!

Why would you even feed that crap (the non-alcohol version) to your two-year-old anyways?

President's daughter was Eiffel Towered —- and now I just watched a Senator take a shit in an adult baby diaper.

Kirk Cameron looks like he has AIDS. Probably from gay sex.

perhaps Jezebel will write a story

She's a God. Mortal matters such as breaking sales records means nothing to one who is of Valhalla.

We are all saying "It's gonna be me" in JT's 2000 Orlando/Memphis accent.

What does it mean that it took 14 years for this record to be broken?

It's one that they sell at Limited.

Lots of children learned about sex tonight if their parents didn't change the channel quickly after Charlie Brown.

Ducky was straight? No! Now, if he was played by Robert Downey Jr., as originally planned, yeah, I could see the Duckie-Andy-Blaine love triangle.

And the other dad is way too calm knowing that his daughter's boyfriend is being interrogated.

I can almost smell Smelly Mellie through the TV.

I hate Fitz and I have done cocaine.

I haven't watched Greys Anatomy in like 7 years, but caught the preview for next week. How many half-siblings does whats her name have? Yikes.

Woah! She looks just like her mother.

Yes!! Great movie.

CaCee Cobb made a pretty sweet life for herself marrying DJ from DuJour!