Sam Lutfi scream "Kitten programming-handler-MKUltra-Illuminati" to me.

I wouldn't be surprised if her new Scientologist BFF, Juliette Lewis, encouraged this mentally ill young woman to stop taking her mood stabilizers.

I thought she was going for a Destiny Child-era Kelly Rowland look.

It's going to take a whole lot of Auditing and Purification Rundowns to get the Mooney Fish off her.

Illuminati symbolism.

Eiffel Tower

Was the President's daughter doing an Eiffel Tower?

I loved that Jackass skit where they kidnapped him.

Handler for when the kitten programming goes haywire.

When will the media discuss the rumors about Dan Schnieder?

Does Kathy Griffin know of a child rapist in the industry and isn't alerting authorities? Crypt tweets are pretty shitty!

She could have been his student the previous semester. New semester was just about to begin. She could have been accepted to the law school program.

Yep, murdered the girl so he can move up the waitlist.

I just NOW realized he's Bennett from OITNB. Great acting, dude!

Speculation. Sweet little Wes killed the co-ed in order to free up a spot in the law school.

Hmmmm.... Can we 'ship' Fitz and Gabby?

#melliedetectiveagency

When did Jake become some Red Pill?