Why do your own grocery shopping?

I feel so bad finding their divorce so entertaining.

He is Charlie Sheen's father, after all.

What's better for your image —- Rumors of Scientology craziness (like sending that kiddo off to SeaOrg) or being caught fucking David Beckham?

Scheduled, photographed fun... it's like he's married to Tom Cruise.

BREAKING BREAKING... She is filing for sole legal custody and "primary residential custody"... plus "reasonable" child support.

As a mother, I hope that $cientology/Tom doesn't get in between Katie and her child, like they did with Nicole.

I'll send you a free redemption code once it hits the Amazon ebook store. ;p

Perhaps the reinforcement can inspire someone sitting at their cubicle to e-publish something they have written.

I wrote a sexy Roswell fanfic back in 1999. Wonder if I should dust it off, change the names and make money make money.

Too bad we couldn't send money for this kid's trip to Disney instead of some bus monitor.

I know I'm not the only Jezzie who enjoyed that Anne Heche comedy/drama MEN IN TREES.

My husband and I have just purchased a "city house" and we're moving our kiddo out of the suburbs and into Downtown.

That dude looks like Snoop from The Wire.

MUST. HAVE. BETTER. QUALITY. CLIP!

I don't know who the 3 dudes are, but unless you're blind or Corey Hart, take the sunglasses off. You aint cool.

The only celebrity dirty enough for this 50 Shades dude is Alexander Skargard.

"Sixteenth Chapel"? Kid needed a tutor and not a swagger coach.

Ribisi is a true second-generation Scientologist all the way. He wouldn't be marrying her if she hadn't already completed lower level trainings.

Congrats to Majandra and dude who is not Brendan Fehr. I was a HUGE Roswell fan, even sent some Tabasco sauce to WB.