As an O&A fan, I'm very familiar with Melissa.

Gaga's taking off the eye lashes and fake nails and reading some online Twilight fanfic tonight?

Great name... And of course Madonna would try to take credit for it too.

As a woman with a bush (landscaped, of course), I'm happy to see that hair is returning to porn.

Heigl can do no wrong in my eyes. They love to knock a strong woman down.

The octopus hat makes me want to vomit and because of that, I cannot watch her new video.

Hi, I'm an MSW. Go for it!

Jewel got her teeth done a long time ago.

Birds of a feather....

I've never read the books, but I've always figured Jon Snow was special — part Stark, part Targaryen, and true heir to the throne.... a figure a couple of years from now he's going to walk through fire or something.

If 30 Rock does a final 'Queen of Jordan' mini-episode, I'd love to see Al Reynolds play a Farnsworth Bentley type character.

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Ryan + Merv (RIP).

Is Janet Jackson currently an active Jehovah's Witness? I know she wanes in and out. Not sure I want to see her documentary on transgendered individuals if she is passing out Watchtowers and shit.

I was thinking that some poor, underpaid resort employee has to now pick that monopoly money up.

That dress is gorgeous! I hope Lindsay doesn't spill any desperation and shame on it.

The Kardashians sicken me so much. Why won't they go away? Can Jezebel do a Kardashian-free week? Pretty please.

If Hilary can restore Entertainment 720, she'll lock in the nomination, fo' sure.

I'm all for a Clinton/Knope 2016 ticket.

I loved her in that Brandon Flowers video... but she did take a dive after Aeon Flux. Great to hear that she's officially "back."