StuckInCinci
StuckInCinci (dont cry for me Argentina)
StuckInCinci

Had to stop reading when I got to the part where Beyonce has a version of Ave Maria??? Is nothing sacred.

Not my style.

I want to live in a world where Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift are dating.

Mona is Jewish?

Betty is the smog cloud that surrounds their palace in the sky. Only, Megan is the only one who recognizes that it is poison.

Go Kelly Preston... the more you speak out about your drug dependency and recovery, the less shit the Church of $cientology can hold over your head.

A little too much urban greenery for 15 years of neglect.

You probably just spoiled the entire 6th season.

He wasn't dead to you when he wore this?

I didn't realize that the Hemsworths were brothers until this Dirt Bag. Wow. My mind is blown.

I thought Aniston and her mother had a pretty shitty relationship. Didn't the woman once write a tell-all book about her daughter?

No Mama's Family in the clip? Boooo!

Why is Robin Givens always left out of the Exes of Brad Pitt photo essays?

Unwanted sexual advances, even for large sums of money, isn't all that funny.

Oh, nose ain't where he wants things stuck.

Guess the power ain't out at Wilson Leather.

They really are an evenly-yoked couple. These two kids just might work out.

I don't get it either. She's got scholarship funds for girls and Mary J. Blige Center for Women??? When is that whoreish.

Oh, that's right. Totally forgot. RIP Anna.

Dannielynn is just growing up. Damn, I feel old.