This is sick. Fuck Arizona! I don't even want to drink their iced tea anymore.

The slo-mo choreography had my 33yo ass trying to dance to this in the living room last night.

9/11 changed everything.

I loved that video where Justin Timberlake was a marionette. Off to download it from iTunes. Chris Kirkpatrick gets to eat this week.

Kelly's family was broke, so she couldn't afford to go to the prom.

This is the thread for those of us who didn't go to prom

That's a lot of work for 44 grand.

Yes, I'd watch Alexander Sarsgard in this role, but I have no idea what happens in the book. It's bad Twilight fan fic with character names changed, right? Is it posted online anywhere for free?

Now do a Sex Off.

It doesn't seem like there is mold anywhere else, just that damn shower stall.

No window.

How can I get the black mold out of my shower? I clean it and clean it and it still comes back. I've never had problem with mold before in other houses. Luckily, we're moving out of our apartment in August.

Explains why the bed breaks every time I get on top.

Maybe Courtney should star as horrible mother Margaret White in the CARRIE remake. She's obviously been doing field research for the part the last few years.

Well, I hope this kid didn't get kicked out overing watching a third season episode. Totes not worth it.

I want to go into a Sunglasses Hut and have a hologram Jackie O. sell me sunglasses.

Hope they don't dye that baby like they did with that dog.

Their child resembles how I imagine a grandchild of Erica Kane would look.

WARNING: Do not scroll through Dirt Bags too quickly or you'll misread that Katherine Heigl will guest on Downton Abbey.

I hate to admit this, but ten years ago, back in my early 20's, I would have happily signed up for a trip. I was an unhealthy woman-child.