So few Margaret Atwoodian.

Take that, Elisabeth! I'm one step closer to marrying my toaster.

Who knew that Wet’n’ Wild, the cheapest out there, was the best for you?

Dear Chris Brown: Yesterday I tried to defend you, citing second chances, growth, rehabilitation and recovery... but today, to quote you, "fuck off." This kid makes it so hard to root for him. I'm done.

Dear Chris Brown: Yesterday I tried to defend you, citing second chances, growth, rehabilitation and recovery... but today, to quote you, "fuck off." This kid makes it so hard to root for him. I'm done.

Maybe it's because I believe in rehabilitation and recovery, but I'm happy to see some support for Chris Brown. He was a kid who grew up in a cycle of domestic violence and has taken steps necessary so that he does not become physically abusive in the future. What he did was wrong, but I feel as though society and…

I think he has done more than other celebrities in his position.

What I would give to be in the middle of a Rudd/Hamm sandwich.

Why is my face wet?

I know that everyone is on the rosey-colored Whitney love train, but there was no way she had her shit together in order to pull a full-time judging gig.

Thank you. My sentiments exactly.

It's not body snarking. This site has posted a few times about the Beyonce/Surrogate rumors.

What an adorable baby. Bet her real mother misses her tons.

15? years later and I'm still disgusted by Woody Allen.

Doesn't Jennifer Carpenter have any friends to talk her out of double-dippin'?

I imagine this is what he is thinking right now.

Is it wrong to want Courteney Cox and David Arquette together again?

They're big LAW & ORDER: SVU fans over in India.

A Dwight sequel? Please build me a time machine to 5 years ago when I may have been interested enough to watch.

Oh, he's not with his wife anymore? Guess I missed that Dirt Bag because I didn't read all the way to the bottom.