Paltrow did it first. Paltrow did it best.

Whip-its? Doubt it. She probably has a nitrous tank and owes money to the Nitrous Mafia.

"Baby, I was chose this way" doesn't have the same ring to it as "Baby, I was born this way."

Experts to testify for the defense?

I don't know what's worse: this whole "volcanic temper" drama or that Heidi is now BFFs with Kim Kardashian!

I love her two. She reminds me of one of those feisty dames from the 20s/30s that you would see on a Virginia Slims ad.

Your magic is real, Paul Rudd!

How'd she facilitate it? It's not like she picked girl; AT&T did that. All she did was hold the check. Rosie O' Donnell she ain't.

Ellen isn't giving that child anything. It's all AT&T. She could easily match that grant.

Surprise!

Can't see her pulling a Ravens jersey over award show hair.

I'm calling bullshit on Stacy Keibler's story about watching the football game in a jersey with her doggie. Bullshit. She's going to the Golden Globes with one of the biggest stars on the planet and she wants us to believe she just strolled of the couch? Betch, please.

While watching Smash.

Backlash for talking shit about NBC's breadandbutter — Law and Order!

Why is Missy Pyle there and why does the camera flash to her every 30 minutes?

Please, someone please translate for Antonio!!!!

Hair plug surgery or hairline electrolysis.

Blind items hint that they're divorcing, so don't do too much research.

That's what everyone in my house said.

I'm pretty sure I wore SMG's dress at Bonnaroo '02.