I'm ashamed to know who Joey Greco is.... :/

Puck and Lauren were never a good fit.

Rock me sexy Jesus.

Adventures in Single Mom Dating:

Well, "some bitch" is better than "some whore", right? Could have been worse.

Which age group does this apply to? A 5-year-olds opinion of the man who replaced Daddy is going to be different than the 15-year-old sullen teens.

I know this isn't possible for all the single moms out there, but I waited nearly 10 months before I introduced my daughter to her now step-father. It is important to make sure it is a relationship of substance and longevity before introducing kids into the equation. I've had friends who brought their kiddo along on…

About a year ago I took my daughter to the local movie megaplex for an advertised Beauty & The Beast sing-a-long. She was the only child there - and I believe I was the only woman.

Is it wrong to want to see this movie?

Fuck, I want that Empress Josephine costume for myself. My parents were poor. I dressed up as a hobo and a carboardbox as a child on Halloween.

I am 30+ now. Is that too old for Rookie?

I am a veteran and my ex-husband is still in the Navy. We don't play around with these surprise reunions at all when it comes to our kiddo. "Surprises" keep children in a state of anxiety. We know well in advance when/where she is going to see her father.

Her?

No real reason.

I'm actually pretty excited about Britney's mom. Pamela Anderson, FTW?

Because Emma Stone is Jez-worthy?

When I read stories like this, I like to imagine that celebrities secretly reach out and try to help. Like Rosie O'Donnell or Oprah sending in a crisis team to help this girl. Doubt it happens, but I like to pretend it does. Helps with processing a story like this.

Even a little kid is throwing January Jones shade? Yikes.

I hope Johnny Depp brings these poor guys to his island for a few weeks. The transition between prison and the outside world will be tough. Even while they were innocent, nearly two decades in prison will change a man. They don't need cameras and Good Morning America in their face.