You just won the fucking internet.

I'd be shocked if she even knows how to use a washer and dryer.

I will have to boycott any network that lands a Casey Anthony interview. Money always exchanges hands in these cases. Hope it isn't NBC because I just got into 'Community' and 'Parks and Rec' and I would hate to stop watching those.

I kind of feel bad for the kid. :/ Domestic violence is an intergenerational issue. He seems to have gotten help and I doubt he'll ever lay hands on a woman again. How much punishment does this kid have to receive? Matthew Brodderick, Rebecca Gayheart and other celebs have killed people and ... ? Nothing.

If the 'Gone With The Wind' curtain dress is ruined, can they substitute with this one?

What have they been feeding Maddox?

I've seen dogs act the same way when you try to take a steak bone away from them.

About 3 years ago I watched 'The Shape of Things' on Netflix and have strongly disliked her since. You can't hurt Paul Rudd, lady, and not expect some sort of backlash.

I liked this the first time I saw it when it was called Spiderman.

Justin Theroux had dinner with Victor Kiriakis? Oh, let's see what Vivian Alamain has to say about that!

My parents couldn't afford summer camp - at times, even food. I always envied the children who had the privilege and pleasure to get away from their lives for a few weeks each summer. Growing up in the 70s and 80s, television and movies depicted camp so awesomely and I so badly wanted to be a part of that. Fast…

I'm more excited about Gaston than the idea of the whole movie. James Franco for Gaston? Hugh Jackman?

What hacks! Howard Stern has been doing this for years. Bobbabooey, yo!

She had some real nerve to wear white. Did she steal a virgin's identity?

Wisdom you can cross-stich on a pillow. Hello, Etsy!

"stupid play that ruined everything in Atonement" — Oh man, I nearly pissed myself reading that line.

If you're pregnant, yeah, you've probably dated him.

Nothing worse than a partner who doesn't support your educational pursuits. James, I'm also a professional student and would happily be your next body pillow girlfriend. I've got free printing, so you can print all your lecture powerpoint slides one per page - because I love you so much.

Really?

Continuity on Glee? Who would have thought. Maybe finally some Quinn scenes were she mentions she birthed a child.