Not sure if someone in power will read this, but can you make it so comments can be entered if you're surfing from your phone?

Who would you vote off?

Professors who ban laptops in their classrooms are assholes. Sorry. Had to say it.

Gave me a heart attack for a moment, having me believe Glee was canceled. Then, I realized, fuck, the show should be canceled anyways because Kurt is leaving.

She looks like Chris Crocker.

I still don't know who she is and I guess that's a good thing.

And she kept that baby secret too, right?

I wouldn't be surprised if they married back in 2005.

I've been looking at adult 'fat' camps and I'm a feminist.

Tent dude is pretty hot.

Now we know Matt Bellamy's mother's maiden name. Time to open some credit cards up in his name!

Well, I should add that I probably would have slept with him anyways.

In 1997 I was in the Navy and stationed in Great Lakes, IL for A School (trade training). My roommate soon learned she was pregnant (bootcamp and physical training really takes a toll on your menstrual cycle). She went to sick call, but they couldn't help her. She would have to go to Chicago in order to get one…

Why go?

The movie will make $100 million based solely on the amount of folks who will like to watch Gwyneth's character die.

Parks and Rec has definitely come into its own over the last season. Give it another chance.

I know. Don't want to pull out the race card, but COME ON!

It's like The Wire at awards season all over again.

Nick Offerman was robbed!