Male embryos they aborted before she got the prized girl?

Seven? Does anyone remember back to that episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN when Seven was first used as a name?

When the original series came on and I heard the theme music from the other room, I knew it was bedtime. Wonder if this reboot will have the same effect?

Still too early for me to get my $3000 suit?

Sounds like he's an opener for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Please tell me she doesn't sell diapers on Etsy?

She is isolated from general population.

Erica Pratt on Survivor next?

Good for her. The girl is a class act and hopefully she'll bring some of that to trashy morning television.

They don't get the money until filming completes.

She's just being Miley.

I was waiting for someone to yell "Babba Booey"... YMMV.

I don't think people will watch it to get off — only for the trainwreck/pop culture allure.

I'd watch that Sheen roast if it aired live and unedited.

Euro-in' it up.

Their benefits get passed to a trusted third-party — which just has fail and fraud written all over it.

I'm 3/4ths of the way through adult braces. It has been very painful and expensive experience but I'm glad I went through with it. My daughter asked me why I never smiled in photos. Then, I realized that if something were to happen to me (god forbid), my daughter wouldn't have any happy photos of the two of us. I…

Is she in a 1995 period piece? I had that same outfit and haircut.

Healthiest, strongest bodies?