As much as her wedding resembles tailgating outside of a Dave Matthews concert, I'd rather celebrate with the Rues than with Simpsons.

In 2004/2005 when my daughter was weaning and I had a massive supply of pumped milk along with full milk producing facilities, I sold my milk through a Chicagoland playgroup contact. I made about $2000 a month for several months.

I still have my money on her naming the tot after herself.

Is "100% better" in bed code for D.P.?

One day I will learn to read, because I misread Will Smith for Willow Smith twice!

Love it!

I stopped reading at Johnson & Johnson. There are better ways to help educate and empower these mothers other than cellphones.

I bet Kristen Bell can plan the hell out of a party.

More like furniture lines at Pier One.

I had $10 on Mariposa. :(

This is great. Finding reliable childcare is a massive educational barrier for these young mothers. The school even arranged for a carseat to be placed on the bus twice daily for her. Kudos!

With a splash of Dido.

You can tan and survive a disaster at the same time. No need to be pale while at the FEMA camps.

Is 20 too many partners?

Funny that Damon Lindelof isn't a Redditor because the place is just as misogynistic as his series LOST.

She looks more like someone who has been crying all night.

And then Oprah had Hudson's whole family killed.

Her first marriage was a sham to a gay backup dancer. Like M. Culkin, she married young in order to control her estate. While she had many of the same elements, that first wedding was never real, so I give her a break for recycling.

I thought he was gay?